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Showing posts with label Knock-Knock Jokes. Show all posts
Mix And Match Jokes

Mix And Match Jokes

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A: A milkshake!

 Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk your ear off.
Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a cat ?
A:A scaredy cat!
Q: What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?
A: A porkchop.
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and drumsticks?
A:Fishsticks.
Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a blizzard?
A: Frostbite!
Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?
A: A walkie talkie!
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
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Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

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Q:Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?
A:A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.

Q:How do you make a fire with two sticks?
A:Make sure one is a match!

Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A:Because he wasn’t peeling well!

Q:What’s the slipperiest country?
A:Greece!

Q:Why can’t you say a joke while standing on ice?
A:Because it might crack up!

Q:Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?
A:It ran out of juice!

Q:What do postal workers do when they’re mad?
A:They stamp their feet.

Q:Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?
A:The players dribble a lot.

Q:What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
A:An envelope.
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X-Men: Apocalypse | Teaser Trailer

X-Men: Apocalypse | Teaser Trailer

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Following the critically acclaimed global smash hit X-Men: Days of Future Past, director Bryan Singer returns with X-MEN: APOCALYPSE. Since the dawn of civilization, he was worshipped as a god. Apocalypse, the first and most powerful mutant from Marvel’s X-Men universe, amassed the powers of many other mutants, becoming immortal and invincible. Upon awakening after thousands of years, he is disillusioned with the world as he finds it and recruits a team of powerful mutants, including a disheartened Magneto (Michael Fassbender), to cleanse mankind and create a new world order, over which he will reign. As the fate of the Earth hangs in the balance, Raven (Jennifer Lawrence) with the help of Professor X (James McAvoy) must lead a team of young X-Men to stop their greatest nemesis and save mankind from complete destruction. In Theaters - May 27, 2016 Cast: James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, Oscar Isaac, Nicholas Hoult, Rose Byrne, Tye Sheridan, Sophie Turner, Olivia Munn, Lucas Till, Evan Peters, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Alexandra Shipp, Josh Helman, Lana Condor, Ben Hardy
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