The Most ‘Coachella’ Outfits In The History Of Coachella

Music festival season is upon us. And kicking things off is arguably the biggest, most popular one of them all, Coachella.

And you know what that means. Flash tats and flower crowns and fanny packs, oh my. These days, the weekend-long festival in Indio, California, seems to be more about the fashion than the music. People show up dressed to the nines, and the street style photographers are there to capture every minute of it.

In honor of this, erm, expressive time of year, we’ve rounded up the 15 most “Coachella” outfits in the recent history of Coachella.

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Random Dude Photoshops Himself Into Celebrities' Photos. Genius.

Cause' If you gonna photoshop yourself into celebrity pics, you have to do it like this. #respect

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8 Sexiest Qualities You Can Find in a Date

1. They have MULTIPLE paid streaming services

There's nothing sexier than someone showing off their huge, throbbing excess of streaming services. We're talkin' Netflix, Hulu Plus, Amazon Video, HBO Go, Showtime, FX Now, uhhh Crackle, and then services you never heard of but are cool with having at your disposal. Like, I'll probably never watch Crunchyroll, but we all know that old maxim about 

2. They have a GREAT dog

Ohhhh baby, sometimes I just wanna do it doggy-style....that's right, I wanna pet a doggy. Have you ever dated someone with a GREAT dog? It's the best. We're talking a big-ish dog (not too big, but like a golden lab or something) who gets super pumped every time you visit, loves getting pet, loves to go on walks to the park, and always wants to play. You get all the benefits of being around a cool dog, while your partner is the one who has to worry about getting its shots and what it's chewing on and what it's currently barfing up.

 3. Never finishes their meal and lets you eat the leftovers

Sometimes you just gotta go downtown and eat out....of a bowl, which contains some delicious Indian food. It's important for you both to like the same foods - can you imagine a world where your partner never wanted to go out for Indian food?! - but it's equally important for them to always have slightly less of an appetite than you. That way, when they still have a little chicken vindaloo left, they'll be all like "Oh man, I'm stuffed, you want the rest?" and you can propose to them right then and there. And then eat their remaining chicken vindaloo because HELL YEAH I WANT THE REST.

 4. Relatives all live SUPER far away

Ohhh baby, who's your daddy? By that, I mean "What's your father's name?", so I can look him up on WhitePages.com and confirm that he and the rest of your family lives super far away, so I'm not stuck regularly attending awkward family events and hanging out with your parents all the time. Because really, do you want to be under the scrutiny of your date's parents on a regular basis? No way. Ideally, there would be an online dating site SPECIFICALLY for orphans.

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The 8 Best Types of Vacation Sex

 You're in a four-room AirBNB. Can you pull off having sex in all four of them in two nights? SELF-CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!

You're goin' DOWN, nine-square-foot kitchen with the charming wooden knick-knacks on the wall!

 Have you always been curious about having sex on ecstasy, but worried about the aftereffects (and don't know how to acquire ecstasy without, like, Googling it)? No problem! You can simulate that experience by having sex in the early evening on Day Two of your vacation, when both your bodies have no idea what the hell is going on and your minds are in a nondescript, distant, but pleasant haze.

It's basically an out-of-body experience, followed by immediately crashing and waking up naked and fully refreshed at 3:15 am. You're basically the cool antihero from one of those drug movies!

 You ate so much paella you can barely move, plus dessert, plus a gallon of drinks that still aren't even getting you drunk because of the aforementioned cement-bag of food you already dumped down your throat. This is SO CLOSE to being one of the most memorable days of your life, you HAVE to rally and cap it off properly to ensure its place in the "You Remembering Days" Hall of Fame.

You can hit the bathroom afterwards and make all the gross noises you need to. You're both in the exact same boat anyway so you literally can't judge one another.

Oh well! You WERE going to spend the day absorbing local culture at the extremely dry & educational and somehow depressing "Local Unique Museum" place, but now it's raining, so I GUESS you better stay in and do the free thing that's way better than that museum. (Sorry, that museum! We totally were going to go to you if it hadn't rained for eight minutes, we promise!)

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