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This Grandfather’s Sweet Christmas Tree Picking Tradition Will Warm Your Heart

This Grandfather’s Sweet Christmas Tree Picking Tradition Will Warm Your Heart

These sisters always found a "perfect" tree behind Grandpa's house, but it wasn't by accident.

I was in my early 20s when I discovered the truth about the perfect Christmas trees my sister and I found each year in the forest behind my grandparents’ farmhouse.
When we were growing up, Colleen and I rode the train 300 miles from Seattle to Spokane every summer and Christmas vacation. Then we took a taxi five miles to the Greyhound terminal, where we’d wait two hours for the bus to Loon Lake. Forty miles and another hour later, we would hop out at the Loon Lake post office, where Granddad and Gammie met us with smiling faces and Granddad’s green 1954 Chevy pickup.

Our warmest childhood memories are of their farm on Grouse River Road. We bumped along on the broad back of their horse, Jenny, who was 15 hands high and blind in one eye. We milked cows and goats, slopped the pigs, ate berries off the vine and ran through newly plowed fields with dirt squishing between our toes, gathering worms for the chickens.
Christmases were always white at Loon Lake, with snow piled deep for building forts and playing with Blondie, our grandparents’ cocker spaniel. Before we finally ran inside to warm up, little balls of snow dangled from her long fur like Christmas ornaments.
But the fondest memory of all was when Granddad would hitch up Jenny and we’d trudge up the hill into the forest behind their house. It was slow going, partly because Colleen and I couldn’t resist flopping down regularly to make angels in the untouched snow. Then we’d search the grove of pine trees looking for that special one to honor as our Christmas tree. The search always involved excited chatter, for all three of us had to agree that we’d found the perfect tree before Granddad would swing his trusty ax.
After we girls gently guided the cut tree to the ground, Granddad would hitch it to Jenny and drag it back to the house. As we returned, we followed the snow angels back to our little bit of heaven on earth.
Granddad passed away when my sister and I were grown. Only then did Gammie reveal his secret: He’d pick out a tree early each spring, then trim and shape it through the summer and fall so it would be ready for our big day in December.
As Colleen and I raced through the trees searching for the perfect tree, he would cleverly guide us toward its location, without actually pointing it out. We always thought we’d discovered it ourselves.
As Gammie told us this story, we realized that was why she always had that extra twinkle in her eye when we came rushing in the door, bursting with excitement about how this year we’d found the best Christmas tree ever.
Of all the Christmas presents we ever received, none is more special than the memory of Granddad’s secret gift. It remains as bright and beautiful as the snow on a clear December day or the twinkle in Gammie’s eyes.

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20 Things That Still Bother Me About 'Love, Actually'

20 Things That Still Bother Me About 'Love, Actually'



"You know what's really great? Airports! Because people hug there.
Speaking of airports: 9/11..."


That's the general sentiment given by Hugh Grant at the beginning of Love, Actually, a movie that was released in 2003, a time when airport travel was an even more hellish nightmare experience than it had been just a few years earlier. Why? Because of 9/11. Which Hugh Grant then uses as an example of how great love is.

When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know, none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around.

Here's the first rule of screenwriting: maybe don't start your romantic comedy movie by talking about 9/11. Yeah, I guess the people who were about to die didn't call anyone to insult them or anything mean, but that's because THEY WERE ABOUT TO BE MURDERED BY TERRORISTS. I don't want to equate someone knowing their life is about to end thanks to unthinkable acts of terrorism with Colin Firth wanting to bang his maid.

2. Billy Mack Isn't Sitting In the Beginning



Hey, there's an aging pop star, trying to record a bafflingly stupid cover song, and he's sitting - because, ya know, he's old and OH SHIT WHAT? HE'S NOT SITTING? THAT'S HOW HE STANDS?? For real though, Billy Mack is standing as if he's sitting and there's a chair directly behind him but HE'S NOT SITTING.

3. Apparently No One In the Keira Knightley Wedding Audience Noticed There Were 90 Absolute Strangers Sitting Next To Them Holding Trombones

"Oh, so who do you know? Neither the bride OR the groom? That's kinda weird. Also, what's with the tuba? This all feels REEEEAL suspicious."

4. Prime Minister Hugh Grant Severs The Relationship Between Great Britain and The United States Because Billy Bob Thornton Almost Kissed a Girl He Had a Crush On
Charmingly awkward British George Clooney, Hugh Grant, literally - and without notifying any of his staff or advisors - severs the diplomatic relationship between the USA and Great Britain. This is not a strategic move (although apparently Fake George Bush wasn't being very generous with Fake Tony Blair, or whoever Hugh Grant's supposed to be) - it's ENTIRELY motivated by the fact he walked in on Sling Blade trying to make the moves on a girl Hugh Grant liked. I dunno, just feels like instigating World War III right before Christmas because you're jealous is a bad political move.

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