You've decided to add a second major, or a third, maybe. The
credit requirements for this will last AT LEAST an extra year, if not more. The
stigma of fifth-year senior seems so trivial compared to the tragedy of
registering for graduation...but oh shit, won't you have to register for
graduation NEXT year?????
After four long years,
the day has finally arrived! You have survived this epic journey with only a
few thousand dollars in medical bills and a hundred thousand in student loans.
Well-done, friend!
Did you really
complete all of your credits, though? Weren't you supposed to take another
semester of Spanish? Did that Quidditch class really count as 'World Cultures?'
Will your future employer wonder why you have so many "withdrawn" credits
for those classes you dropped halfway through the semester because you knew you
wouldn't pass...
Well, registration is
still open tomorrow, so why not hit up the bars, have a little house party,
maybe wash, clean, and iron every piece of clothing you own then color
coordinate and alphabetize your closet and dresser. Those things should
probably happen before you register, right? And you should probably capture and
train a wild mustang before registering, too. Just....because.
