You're in a four-room AirBNB.
Can you pull off having sex in all four of them in two nights? SELF-CHALLENGE
ACCEPTED!!!
You're goin' DOWN,
nine-square-foot kitchen with the charming wooden knick-knacks on the wall!
Have you always been curious
about having sex on ecstasy, but worried about the aftereffects (and don't know
how to acquire ecstasy without, like, Googling it)? No problem! You can
simulate that experience by having sex in the early evening on Day Two of your
vacation, when both your bodies have no idea what the hell is going on
and your minds are in a nondescript, distant, but pleasant haze.
It's basically an out-of-body
experience, followed by immediately crashing and waking up naked and fully
refreshed at 3:15 am. You're basically the cool antihero from one of those drug
movies!
You ate so much paella you can
barely move, plus dessert, plus a gallon of drinks that still aren't even
getting you drunk because of the aforementioned cement-bag of food you already
dumped down your throat. This is SO CLOSE to being one of the most memorable
days of your life, you HAVE to rally and cap it off properly to ensure its place
in the "You Remembering Days" Hall of Fame.
You can hit the bathroom
afterwards and make all the gross noises you need to. You're both in the exact
same boat anyway so you literally can't judge one another.
Oh well! You WERE going to
spend the day absorbing local culture at the extremely dry & educational
and somehow depressing "Local Unique Museum" place, but now it's
raining, so I GUESS you better stay in and do the free thing that's way better
than that museum. (Sorry, that museum! We totally were going to go to you if it
hadn't rained for eight minutes, we promise!)
