If Every State Had a Disney Character


Makes a big deal about customs and etiquette - but will treat you like yesterday's trash if your kind isn't wanted around these parts.


Not only is it cold, but it needs to be kept separated from everyone else.


Prefers living in an arid desert for some reason, and is NOT a fan of outsiders.


Deeply religious but is still looking to screw you.

The top of it is literally on fire most of the time.


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