Showing posts with label Funny One-Liners. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny One-Liners. Show all posts
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Mix And Match Jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A: A milkshake!
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A milkshake!
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk your ear off.
Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a cat ?
A:A scaredy cat!
A:A scaredy cat!
Q: What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?
A: A porkchop.
A: A porkchop.
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and drumsticks?
A:Fishsticks.
A:Fishsticks.
Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a blizzard?
A: Frostbite!
A: Frostbite!
Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?
A: A walkie talkie!
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?A: A walkie talkie!
A: Swimming trunks.
Funny Jokes
Q:Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?
A:A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
Q:How do you make a fire with two sticks?
A:Make sure one is a match!
Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A:Because he wasn’t peeling well!
Q:What’s the slipperiest country?
A:Greece!
A:Greece!
Q:Why can’t you say a joke while standing on ice?
A:Because it might crack up!
A:Because it might crack up!
Q:Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?
A:It ran out of juice!
A:It ran out of juice!
Q:What do postal workers do when they’re mad?
A:They stamp their feet.
A:They stamp their feet.
Q:Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?
A:The players dribble a lot.
A:The players dribble a lot.
Q:What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
A:An envelope.
A:An envelope.
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