Showing posts with label All Funny Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label All Funny Jokes. Show all posts
Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes




Q: Why did the cat go to Minnesota?
A: To get a mini soda!

Q: Where do orcas hear music?
A: Orca-stras!

Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.

Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh!

Q: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
A: Take the words out of his mouth!

Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?
A: A chili dog on a bun.

Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Q: Where do mice park their boats?
A: At the hickory dickory dock.

Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The baaaahamas

Q: What do you call a thieving alligator?
A: A crookodile

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Bird Jokes

Bird Jokes



Q: When should you buy a bird?
A: When it’s going cheep! Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole? He wanted to make a long distance caw.

Q: What is green and pecks on trees?
A:Woody the Wood Pickle.

Q: There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?
A: Roosters don’t lay eggs!

Q: Why did the bird get a ticket?
A: It broke the law of gravity!

Q: What do you call a chicken in the 1960’s?
A: A funky chicken.
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Funny Bird Jokes

Funny Bird Jokes



Q: How do you catch a unique bird?
A: Unique up on it.

Q: How do you catch a tame bird?
A:The tame way, unique up on it!

Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
A: With its sparrow chute.

Q: Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?
A: Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment.

Q: Why does a stork stand on one leg?
A: Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.

Q: How did the bubble gum cross the road?
A: On the bottom of the chicken’s foot!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!
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