Q: How do you catch a unique bird?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame bird?
A:The tame way, unique up on it!
Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
A: With its sparrow chute.
Q: Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?
A: Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment.
Q: Why does a stork stand on one leg?
A: Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
Q: How did the bubble gum cross the road?
A: On the bottom of the chicken’s foot!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!