Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!

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Seasonal Jokes

Spring

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

A: Pilgrims!

Summer

Q: What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer?

A: A hot dog!

Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen?
A: Because they peel.

Fall

Q. How you mend a broken pumpkin?

A. With a pumpkin patch!

Winter

Q: How do Eskimos make their beds?

A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.

Q: Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?
A: They wear snowcaps.

Q: What did the snowman say to the customer?
A: Have an ice day!

Q: What do you call a slow skier?
A: A slopepoke!

Q: Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?
A: Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!

Q: Where does a polarbear keep its money?
A: In a snow bank!

Q: What do you call a snowman in the desert?
A: A puddle!

Q: How does an Eskimo stick his house together?
A: With igloo!

Q: What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody!

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