Tom and Jerry 040 The Little Orphan 1949
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The Angry Birds
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Q:Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?
A:A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
Q:How do you make a fire with two sticks?
A:Make sure one is a match!
Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A:Because he wasn’t peeling well!
Q:What’s the slipperiest country?
A:Greece!
A:Greece!
Q:Why can’t you say a joke while standing on ice?
A:Because it might crack up!
A:Because it might crack up!
Q:Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?
A:It ran out of juice!
A:It ran out of juice!
Q:What do postal workers do when they’re mad?
A:They stamp their feet.
A:They stamp their feet.
Q:Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?
A:The players dribble a lot.
A:The players dribble a lot.
Q:What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
A:An envelope.
A:An envelope.
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