Q: When should you buy a bird?
A: When it’s going cheep! Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole? He wanted to make a long distance caw.
Q: What is green and pecks on trees?
A:Woody the Wood Pickle.
Q: There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?
A: Roosters don’t lay eggs!
Q: Why did the bird get a ticket?
A: It broke the law of gravity!
Q: What do you call a chicken in the 1960’s?
A: A funky chicken.