Mix And Match Jokes


Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A: A milkshake!

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk your ear off.
Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a cat ?
A:A scaredy cat!
Q: What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?
A: A porkchop.
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and drumsticks?
A:Fishsticks.
Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a blizzard?
A: Frostbite!
Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?
A: A walkie talkie!
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.

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