Showing posts with label Knock-Knock Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Knock-Knock Jokes. Show all posts
Bug and Insect Jokes

Bug and Insect Jokes

Q:When is a baseball player like a spider?
A: When he catches a fly!
Q:Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?
A:Because it was a mothball.
Q: Who comes to a picnic but is never invited?
A: Ants.
Q: What letter can hurt you if it gets too close?
A: B (bee)
Q: Why did the fly never land on the computer?
A: He was afriad of the world wide web.
Q: Why are A’s like flowers?
A: Because bee’s come after them!
Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?
A: A snailor!
Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A: A walk.
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Valentine’s Day Jokes

Valentine’s Day Jokes

Q:Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?
A: She stole his heart.
Q:How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A:He gave her a ring.
Q: Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
A: Because he wanted sweet dreams.
Q: What did one volcano say to the other?
A: I lava you.
Q: What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?
A: Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Seasonal Jokes

Seasonal Jokes

Q: How do Eskimos make their beds?
A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Q: Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?
A:They wear snowcaps.
Q: What did the snowman say to the customer?
A: Have an ice day!
Q: What do you call a slow skier?
A: A slopepoke!
Q: Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?
A: Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
Q: Where does a polarbear keep its money?
A: In a snow bank!
Q: What do you call a snowman in the desert?
A: A puddle!
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