Q: Why did the chicken go to the
séance?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A: a receding hare-line.
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water!
Q: What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
A: The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
Q: What’s the different between a cat and a comma?
A: A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?
A: The thesaurus.