Is everyone here?
Where's Gary? Will someone grab him? Okay good. Now listen, hey where are
you guys going? Can it wait like two minutes? Don't roll your eyes at me! What
happened to Liz? She was JUST here! Look we're all going to be starving in two
hours if we don't settle this so will everyone please just SHUT UP AND FOCUS?
Is everyone cool with
Papa John's? WOW OKAY OKAY FORGET I SAID ANYTHING. What about Dominos? I'll go
ahead and take those unanimous blank stares as a no. Pizza Hut? What the?!? Did
someone just throw their shoe at me? Alright FINE! Does anyone have a
suggestion then? TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT.
Alright so we've got
one half-pepperoni, half-sausage, one...yes Amber I know you're a vegetarian,
that's why I'm also going to get one cheese and one...NO FRANK I didn't say
we're getting ALL vegetarian...YES TOM I KNOW YOU WANT BACON. OF COURSE we're
going to get bacon it's just...damnit Amber we JUST talked about this!
AGHHHHHHHH!
F*** it. I'm putting in the order and if you guys don't like it, DON'T EAT IT. The fact is if we put this off any longer all the pizza places are going to close then you're all bitch at me for the rest of the night so I guess some of us are just going to have to make some sacrifices. I'M SORRY LIFE ISN'T FAIR.
Alright so the total
is $48.14 plus tip. So far I have....$3. Oh sorry actually one of these is a
Canadian dollar. VERY FUNNY TOM. Anyone else feel like pitching...hey where is
everyone going? Don't you scatter on me! Megan? Terry? Nothing? Ugh yes I
suppose you could write me a check if you really have to. Huh? Then why'd you
offer?!? That's f***ed up, Terry! NO I DON'T HAVE CHANGE FOR A FIFTY.
AGHHHHHHHH!
What's that, Frank?
When will the pizza be here? Well let's see...we'll take the 40-50 minute
estimate I JUST gave you, subtract the oh I don't know FOUR SECONDS that passed
between then and now, and there's your answer. Care to guess what it's going to
be when you ask me again one NANOSECOND after I finish this sentence?
