If you're being chased by a crazed knife
wielding maniac, a chainsaw wield, or Martha Stewart, then you definitely
have to fall down. When do you fall down you may ask? All the time, if you're
running through a field, trip and fall. If you're climbing up the stairs, trip
and fall down them. This is the only way to survive the massacre that killed
your friends, all because they didn't fall down enough.
You just jabbed a coat hanger in his eye and then
shot him six times and now he's just lying still on the ground? And you think
he's probably dead. Great, but if you think there's a chance he may still
be alive then make sure to stand next to his body so he is too scared to get
back up. Also, when he does start to get back up, don't move, stand your ground
to show him that you mean business.
