Everyone's drunk and prepared to back Pine Tree State up!!! I wholly have to be compelled to pee
however that will not stop Pine Tree State from delivery the house down!
Oops, haha, I started singing early. It's still the intro.
Still the intro. This intro's long.
"EVERYBODY READY???? WOOO!!!!" There we have a tendency to go, a bit crowd work to avoid wasting it.
OH, shit, the song started!! Uh uh ahh... THE WORDS area unit TURNING inexperienced TOO FAST!! simply jump to the third line. Crap! incomprehensible the large celebrated initial lyric. Ah ok simply come back to on target here and you are fine.
Am... Am I off-key? i would be off key. i am unable to hear myself. Why cannot I hear myself? i am on a electro-acoustic transducer and therefore the entire bar will hear Pine Tree State. should not I be able to like, additional hear me?
Ok, i am gonna go higher. AH! No i believe that was worse, back to low. Laugh a bit! It's vocalizing, it's fun! everybody fucks up songs, that is a part of the fun! Why are not folks laughing? HEY! PAY a lot of ATTENTION TO Pine Tree State, assholes, I had to in a well mannered way sit through your stupid Bon Jovi bullshit for like Associate in Nursing hour.
Here we go, chorus returning up!
Wait not nevertheless, I forgot it goes right into Verse 2.
Ok chorus time baby!!! CHORUS!!!!!!
Whew, ok, that was smart. sleek sailing from here.
SHIT. That seems like lots of bars. Do I dance around? Drink my drink? OH GOD I burped into the mic. simply smile and create it seem like that was, I dunno, some rock n' roll move. rather like a vocalizer.
People area unit losing interest!!! Why area unit you reprimand every other?? GUYSSSSS are not you excavation this MIDI musical interlude dominate blown-out footage of a Japanese girl frolic with a Koi Pond?
Ok, i actually gotta nail Verse three. Wait... those area unit the lyrics? OH god, forgot that weird line regarding killing the lady. i will simply gloss over that.
OH NO I FORGOT regarding THE SEX NOISES. Ok ok I either have to be compelled to very OWN THIS or wholly skip it... AHHHHHHH I GOT CAUGHT IN BETWEEN!!! i attempted to form sex noises however plumbed pathetic! Do folks assume that is however I sound throughout sex now?
Shit, most likely did not have to be compelled to yell "I do not really SOUND LIKE that in SEX EVERYONE" on-mic.
OH NO MY VOICE IS CRACKING! am i able to save this with some talk-singing? Like, fake to rap the remainder of the song? That'll be fun right??
I swear to God I've ne'er seen these words before. is that this some kind of prank? Did the employee switch my song with a gag version once hearing however dangerous i used to be at the sex noises? Why area unit there racial slurs during this classic rock song??
FUCK YOU, BARTENDER, i am ONTO YOU! YOU AND YOUR FAKE-ASS SONGS WITH MADE-UP VERSES wherever THE beau GOES TO A terminal OR SOME SHIT!
Ok, currently that I undoubtedly did not have to be compelled to say into the mic. Wow, folks area unit pissed and confused. Let's simply bring this home with the large FINAL CHORUS!
Or maybe i will simply ne'er show my face in bars ever once
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