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12 Movie Mashups That Should Have Made the Final Cut
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Random Dude Photoshops Himself Into Celebrities' Photos. Genius.
Cause' If you gonna photoshop yourself into celebrity pics, you have to
do it like this. #respect
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The Amazing Changes You Go Through When Your Best Friend is Pregnant
When your best friend
becomes pregnant, you will start to experience the craving to be in the center
of attention. This is normal. As your best friend depletes the attention
you're getting with her growing stomach or announcement of sex, your body will
desire to make up for this depletion by acting as loud and showy as possible.
It's not uncommon for
women to feel mild-to severe nausea from frequently going to baby showers,
hearing news about the soon-to-be delivered bundle of joy or being forced to
sit through an endless discussion about what the baby should be named.
Many women will experience wild mood swings when their best
friend becomes pregnant. At one moment a woman could be elated that they aren't
weighed down by marriage and kids, and at the next moment, completely depressed
from the fear they'll never have a baby or husband or any love at all.
Your best friend will
experience dark circles under her eyes, called the "mask of
pregnancy". You'll also experience dark circles under your eyes from going
out every night and living up your youth while you still have it.
You'll gain a glow from telling everyone that you're going to
become a "weird surrogate auntie". Talking about your non-niece or
non-nephew at length puts a smile on your face, making you look more
radiant.
20 Things That Still Bother Me About 'Love, Actually'
"You know what's really great? Airports!
Because people hug there.
Speaking of airports: 9/11..."
That's the general sentiment given by Hugh Grant at the
beginning of Love, Actually, a movie that was released in 2003, a time when
airport travel was an even more hellish nightmare experience than it had been
just a few years earlier. Why? Because of 9/11. Which Hugh Grant then uses as
an example of how great love is.
When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know, none
of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge -
they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling
you'll find that love actually is all around.
Here's the first rule
of screenwriting: maybe don't start your romantic
comedy movie by talking about 9/11. Yeah, I guess the people who were about to die didn't call
anyone to insult them or anything mean, but that's because THEY WERE ABOUT TO
BE MURDERED BY TERRORISTS. I don't want to equate someone knowing their life is
about to end thanks to unthinkable acts of terrorism with Colin Firth wanting
to bang his maid.
2. Billy Mack Isn't Sitting In the Beginning
Hey, there's an aging
pop star, trying to record a bafflingly stupid cover song, and he's sitting -
because, ya know, he's old and OH SHIT WHAT? HE'S NOT SITTING? THAT'S HOW HE
STANDS?? For real though, Billy Mack is
standing as if he's
sitting and there's a chair directly behind him but HE'S NOT SITTING.
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Apparently No One In the Keira Knightley Wedding Audience Noticed There Were 90
Absolute Strangers Sitting Next To Them Holding Trombones
"Oh, so who do
you know? Neither the bride OR the groom? That's kinda weird. Also, what's with
the tuba? This all feels REEEEAL suspicious."
4. Prime Minister Hugh Grant Severs The Relationship Between Great Britain and The United States Because Billy Bob Thornton Almost Kissed a Girl He Had a Crush On
Charmingly awkward
British George Clooney, Hugh Grant, literally - and without notifying any of
his staff or advisors - severs the diplomatic relationship between the USA and
Great Britain. This is not a strategic move (although apparently Fake George
Bush wasn't being very generous with Fake Tony Blair, or whoever Hugh Grant's
supposed to be) - it's ENTIRELY motivated by the fact he walked in on Sling
Blade trying to make the moves on a girl Hugh Grant liked. I dunno, just feels like
instigating World War III right before Christmas because you're jealous is a
bad political move.
Whoops! 14 People Who Got Called Out on Their Facebook Bullsh*t
So you DON'T have a
girlfriend, own a Porsche, or pull off dope snowboard tricks -- no biggie. Just
don't go posting on Facebook that you do, because social media is a no bullshit
type of mistress and WILL call you out.
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